"ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable)" (adabofoppo)
05/31/2014 at 16:15 • Filed to: None
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"ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable)" (adabofoppo)
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At first, I thought that this was just a normal car. How wrong I was.
On the eve of the seventh full moon after the car arrived, a man named Theenough Roth arrived at my house, telling me that I was The Chosen One, bearer of Special Edition Racing Car, Car of the Gods! Theenough explained to me that this car had powers beyond the scale of human comprehension, and that only I could race it without going mad. He also told me that there was evil afoot, in the form of the Overlord Battenac, Eater of Dimensions. We had to leave at once to begin the quest to stop Battenac from eating the universe and washing it down with bad coffee!
We ventured far on foot and horseback, through the Valleys of Trall, the Mountains of Trice, and the shopping centers of Dayton, Ohio. Along the way, we found others who shared our quest to destroy Battenac: Trollock, the smith, Vanku, the warrior, and Fenton, the orchard manager.
Continued here:
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Brian Silvestro
> ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable)
05/31/2014 at 16:21 |
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I read that entire story for some reason.
*applause*
Diesel
> ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable)
05/31/2014 at 16:24 |
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Drugs, they open up entirely new dimensions.
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ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable)
> Diesel
05/31/2014 at 16:28 |
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Perhaps, thought I imagine that's just boredom.